Dog and Tomas

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One bright and sunny morning there was a monster named Dog. He likes to collect buttons and shoot missiles at tanks and planes. But one day a Rainbow Cow came to throw pies at him! So he ate a big cheesecake and threw his pants back at him!

 

Then Dog glued a bomb to the Rainbow Cow’s massive head. Then Tomas the tank engine rammed the Rainbow Cow and he flew into space! Now Tomas and Dog live together and are very rich!!!

 

THE END

All the underlined words are random words!

How to be a pineapple

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1.   First you need to go online and look-up pineapple suit.

2.   Go onto a website.

3.   Find your suit.

4.   Press the add to cart button.

5.   Press the pay/check-out button.

6.   Put in your I.D.

7.   Press the finish button.

8.   Wait.

9.   Wait.

10.                     Wait a bit more.

11.                     When it comes put it on.

12.                     Now go outside and put it on and scream “I AM A PINEAPPLE!!!” all day!

13.                     Now go home and sleep.

14.                     Now repeat from 12!!!!!

 

      THE END!!!!!!!!