The Argument


“What?!?” I yelled in confusion “I ordered chicken ‘n’ chips and you gave me a beef burger”

“I’m sorry we don’t give re-funds” Said the employee.

“Well can I have my money back?”




“I hate you!”


“Well you took that like a man.”

“I am a man.”

“You look like a girl.”

“Your mean.”

“No your mean”


“I hate Yummy House.” I said as I left Yummy House.

Dog and Tomas


One bright and sunny morning there was a monster named Dog. He likes to collect buttons and shoot missiles at tanks and planes. But one day a Rainbow Cow came to throw pies at him! So he ate a big cheesecake and threw his pants back at him!


Then Dog glued a bomb to the Rainbow Cow’s massive head. Then Tomas the tank engine rammed the Rainbow Cow and he flew into space! Now Tomas and Dog live together and are very rich!!!



All the underlined words are random words!

How to be a pineapple


1.   First you need to go online and look-up pineapple suit.

2.   Go onto a website.

3.   Find your suit.

4.   Press the add to cart button.

5.   Press the pay/check-out button.

6.   Put in your I.D.

7.   Press the finish button.

8.   Wait.

9.   Wait.

10.                     Wait a bit more.

11.                     When it comes put it on.

12.                     Now go outside and put it on and scream “I AM A PINEAPPLE!!!” all day!

13.                     Now go home and sleep.

14.                     Now repeat from 12!!!!!


      THE END!!!!!!!!

The epic hats! By Joel!


Broom! Broom! “You go Joel!” Aiden tells me as I vroomed up my engine!3!2!1!Go! I was off! I zoomed to the ball and smashed it! “I got a goal” I yell as I do my victory dance! “Its 1-0!” Aiden says as we started our engines! “You go Aiden and I will go and blow up the other the other team!” I say as we both start to laugh!

“I got hot wheels!” Aiden says as I do an epic save! “Go use it on someone!” I say as I see a dude go zooming around! “I got plunger!” I say to Aiden as he does an epic save! “I’m coming around to you Aiden!” I say as I smash it t Aiden. “He shoots he scores!” Aiden shouts! “Win by forfeit!” We both shout at the same time! “I got pixelated sunglasses!!!” I yell!

“Another match?” I ask Aiden! “Defiantly!” Aiden says back! 3! 2! 1! GO! “Watch this!” I say as I use grappling hook! “BOOM!” I say as I jump off the couch! “You go Aiden!” I say as I grab some boost! “Bang!” Aiden shouts as he scores our second goal! “Me go!” I say but before I can hit it the other team scores! “This looks like a harder match!” Aiden tells me! “Yeah!” I say back a bit worried! “2-1, we have to win!” I Shout! “Pineapple!” I yell as I score our next goal! “Another win by forfeit!” I say as we do our victory dances! “O.M.G! I got the hot wheels shark hat!!! I sy jumping for joy!